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These are the Juggling Penguins.  They are two inches tall.  They are made for juggling.  They are also sentient [though not alive], and murderous.  They plot to kill me all the time.  Look how furtively they glance one to the next.

They also are glad to direct you around the site.  Click on their bellies.  They love it.  No, really!